armadillo:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

(Source: unsavioured, via wheretruthandfictioncollide)

"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

(via makisekurisus)

dredge is such a stupid deck

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

(via idfrickleyourfrackle)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via summerlaufeyson)